Saturday, February 26, 2011

You've had a night of drinking, and find yourself making a mad dash to the toilet to vomit. But is that all? Nature is an impatient mistress, and you've suddenly got the urgent need to evacuate your bowels. Both events are unavoidable, and one will only encourage the other. Clock is ticking, hot shot... which hole goes to the bowl: The Mouth, or the South?

Monday, December 6, 2010